How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

The year is 2030. Ted Mosby is relaying the story of how he met his wife to his daughter and son. The story starts in the year 2005, when then twenty-seven year old architect Ted was spurred on to want to get married after his best friends from his college days at Wesleyan, lawyer Marshall Eriksen, who was his roommate at the time and kindergarten teacher Lily Aldrin, got engaged after nine years of dating each other. Ted's new quest in life was much to the dismay of his womanizing friend, Barney Stinson. But soon after Marshall and Lily's engagement, Ted believed that his life mate was going to be news reporter and aspiring news anchor Robin Scherbatsky, who, despite having had a romantic relationship with her after this time, ended up being who the kids know as their "Aunt" Robin. As Ted relays the story to his kids, the constants are that their Uncle Marshall, Aunt Lily, Uncle Barney and Aunt Robin are always in the picture and thus have something to do with how he got together with their mother.

  • Season 1

    • 1
      2005-09-19

      Pilot

    • 2
      2005-09-26

      Purple Giraffe

    • 3
      2005-10-03

      Sweet Taste of Liberty

    • 4
      2005-10-10

      Return of the Shirt

    • 5
      2005-10-17

      Okay Awesome

    • 6
      2005-10-24

      The Slutty Pumpkin

    • 7
      2005-11-07

      Matchmaker

    • 8
      2005-11-14

      The Duel

    • 9
      2005-11-21

      Belly Full of Turkey

    • 10
      2005-11-28

      The Pineapple Incident

    • 11
      2005-12-19

      The Limo

    • 12
      2006-01-09

      The Wedding

    • 13
      2006-01-23

      Drumroll, Please

    • 14
      2006-02-27

      Zip, Zip, Zip

    • 15
      2006-02-06

      Game Night

    • 16
      2006-03-06

      Cupcake

    • 17
      2006-03-20

      Life Among the Gorillas

    • 18
      2006-04-10

      Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM

    • 19
      2006-04-24

      Mary the Paralegal

    • 20
      2006-05-01

      Best Prom Ever

    • 21
      2006-05-08

      Milk

    • 22
      2006-05-15

      Come On

  • Season 2

    • 1
      2006-09-18

      Where Were We?

    • 2
      2006-09-25

      The Scorpion and the Toad

    • 3
      2006-10-02

      Brunch

    • 4
      2006-10-09

      Ted Mosby, Architect

    • 5
      2006-10-16

      World's Greatest Couple

    • 6
      2006-10-23

      Aldrin Justice

    • 7
      2006-11-06

      Swarley

    • 8
      2006-11-13

      Atlantic City

    • 9
      2006-11-20

      Slap Bet

    • 10
      2006-11-27

      Single Stamina

    • 11
      2006-12-11

      How Lily Stole Christmas

    • 12
      2007-01-08

      First Time in New York

    • 13
      2007-01-22

      Columns

    • 14
      2007-02-05

      Monday Night Football

    • 15
      2007-02-12

      Lucky Penny

    • 16
      2007-02-19

      Stuff

    • 17
      2007-02-26

      Arrivederci, Fiero

    • 18
      2007-03-19

      Moving Day

    • 19
      2007-04-09

      Bachelor Party

    • 20
      2007-04-30

      Showdown

    • 21
      2007-05-07

      Something Borrowed

    • 22
      2007-05-14

      Something Blue

  • Season 3

    • 1
      2007-09-24

      Wait for It

    • 2
      2007-10-01

      We're Not from Here

    • 3
      2007-10-08

      Third Wheel

    • 4
      2007-10-15

      Little Boys

    • 5
      2007-10-22

      How I Met Everyone Else

    • 6
      2007-10-29

      I'm Not That Guy

    • 7
      2007-11-05

      Dowisetrepla

    • 8
      2007-11-12

      Spoiler Alert

    • 9
      2007-11-19

      Slapsgiving

    • 10
      2007-11-26

      The Yips

    • 11
      2007-12-10

      The Platinum Rule

    • 12
      2008-03-17

      No Tomorrow

    • 13
      2008-03-24

      Ten Sessions

    • 14
      2008-03-31

      The Bracket

    • 15
      2008-04-14

      The Chain of Screaming

    • 16
      2008-04-21

      Sandcastles in the Sand

    • 17
      2008-04-28

      The Goat

    • 18
      2008-05-05

      Rebound Bro

    • 19
      2008-05-12

      Everything Must Go

    • 20
      2008-05-19

      Miracles

  • Season 4

    • 1
      2008-09-22

      Do I Know You?

    • 2
      2008-09-29

      The Best Burger in New York

    • 3
      2008-10-06

      I Heart NJ

    • 4
      2008-10-13

      Intervention

    • 5
      2008-10-20

      Shelter Island

    • 6
      2008-11-03

      Happily Ever After

    • 7
      2008-11-10

      Not a Father's Day

    • 8
      2008-11-17

      Woooo!

    • 9
      2008-11-24

      The Naked Man

    • 10
      2008-12-08

      The Fight

    • 11
      2008-12-15

      Little Minnesota

    • 12
      2009-01-12

      Benefits

    • 13
      2009-01-19

      Three Days of Snow

    • 14
      2009-02-02

      The Possimpible

    • 15
      2009-03-02

      The Stinsons

    • 16
      2009-03-09

      Sorry, Bro

    • 17
      2009-03-16

      The Front Porch

    • 18
      2009-03-23

      Old King Clancy

    • 19
      2009-03-30

      Murtaugh

    • 20
      2009-04-13

      Mosbius Designs

    • 21
      2009-04-27

      The Three Days Rule

    • 22
      2009-05-04

      Right Place Right Time

    • 23
      2009-05-11

      As Fast as She Can

    • 24
      2009-05-18

      The Leap

  • Season 5

    • 1
      2009-09-21

      Definitions

    • 2
      2009-09-28

      Double Date

    • 3
      2009-10-05

      Robin 101

    • 4
      2009-10-12

      The Sexless Innkeeper

    • 5
      2009-10-19

      Duel Citizenship

    • 6
      2009-11-02

      Bagpipes

    • 7
      2009-11-09

      The Rough Patch

    • 8
      2009-11-16

      The Playbook

    • 9
      2009-11-23

      Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap

    • 10
      2009-12-07

      The Window

    • 11
      2009-12-14

      Last Cigarette Ever

    • 12
      2010-01-11

      Girls Vs. Suits

    • 13
      2010-01-18

      Jenkins

    • 14
      2010-02-01

      Perfect Week

    • 15
      2010-02-08

      Rabbit or Duck

    • 16
      2010-03-01

      Hooked

    • 17
      2010-03-08

      Of Course

    • 18
      2010-03-22

      Say Cheese

    • 19
      2010-04-12

      Zoo or False

    • 20
      2010-04-19

      Home Wreckers

    • 21
      2010-05-03

      Twin Beds

    • 22
      2010-05-10

      Robots Vs. Wrestlers

    • 23
      2010-05-17

      The Wedding Bride

    • 24
      2010-05-24

      Doppelgangers

  • Season 6

    • 1
      2010-09-20

      Big Days

    • 2
      2010-09-27

      Cleaning House

    • 3
      2010-10-04

      Unfinished

    • 4
      2010-10-11

      Subway Wars

    • 5
      2010-10-18

      Architect of Destruction

    • 6
      2010-10-25

      Baby Talk

    • 7
      2010-11-01

      Canning Randy

    • 8
      2010-11-08

      Natural History

    • 9
      2010-11-15

      Glitter

    • 10
      2010-11-22

      Blitzgiving

    • 11
      2010-12-06

      The Mermaid Theory

    • 12
      2010-12-13

      False Positive

    • 13
      2011-01-03

      Bad News

    • 14
      2011-01-17

      Last Words

    • 15
      2011-02-07

      Oh Honey

    • 16
      2011-02-14

      Desperation Day

    • 17
      2011-02-21

      Garbage Island

    • 18
      2011-02-28

      A Change of Heart

    • 19
      2011-03-21

      Legendaddy

    • 20
      2011-04-11

      The Exploding Meatball Sub

    • 21
      2011-04-18

      Hopeless

    • 22
      2011-05-02

      The Perfect Cocktail

    • 23
      2011-05-09

      Landmarks

    • 24
      2011-05-16

      Challenge Accepted

  • Season 7

    • 1
      2011-09-19

      The Best Man

    • 2
      2011-09-19

      The Naked Truth

    • 3
      2011-09-26

      Ducky Tie

    • 4
      2011-10-03

      The Stinson Missile Crisis

    • 5
      2011-10-10

      Field Trip

    • 6
      2011-10-17

      Mystery Vs. History

    • 7
      2011-10-24

      Noretta

    • 8
      2011-10-31

      The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

    • 9
      2011-11-07

      Disaster Averted

    • 10
      2011-11-14

      Tick Tick Tick

    • 11
      2011-11-21

      The Rebound Girl

    • 12
      2011-12-05

      Symphony of Illumination

    • 13
      2012-01-02

      Tailgate

    • 14
      2012-01-16

      46 Minutes

    • 15
      2012-02-06

      The Burning Beekeeper

    • 16
      2012-02-13

      The Drunk Train

    • 17
      2012-02-20

      No Pressure

    • 18
      2012-02-27

      Karma

    • 19
      2012-03-19

      The Broath

    • 20
      2012-04-09

      Trilogy Time

    • 21
      2012-04-16

      Now We're Even

    • 22
      2012-04-30

      Good Crazy

    • 23
      2012-05-14

      The Magician's Code: Part One

    • 24
      2012-05-14

      The Magician's Code: Part Two

  • Season 8

    • 1
      2012-09-24

      Farhampton

    • 2
      2012-10-01

      The Pre-Nup

    • 3
      2012-10-08

      Nannies

    • 4
      2012-10-15

      Who Wants to Be a Godparent

    • 5
      2012-11-05

      The Autumn of Breakups

    • 6
      2012-11-12

      Splitsville

    • 7
      2012-11-19

      The Stamp Tramp

    • 8
      2012-11-26

      Twelve Horny Women

    • 9
      2012-12-03

      Lobster Crawl

    • 10
      2012-12-10

      The Over-Correction

    • 11
      2012-12-17

      The Final Page: Part One

    • 12
      2012-12-17

      The Final Page: Part Two

    • 13
      2013-01-14

      Band or DJ?

    • 14
      2013-01-21

      Ring Up!

    • 15
      2013-02-04

      P.S. I Love You

    • 16
      2013-02-11

      Bad Crazy

    • 17
      2013-02-18

      The Ashtray

    • 18
      2013-02-25

      Weekend at Barney's

    • 19
      2013-03-18

      The Fortress

    • 20
      2013-03-25

      The Time Travelers

    • 21
      2013-04-15

      Romeward Bound

    • 22
      2013-04-29

      The Bro Mitzvah

    • 23
      2013-05-06

      Something Old

    • 24
      2013-05-13

      Something New

  • Season 9

    • 1
      2013-09-23

      The Locket

    • 2
      2013-09-23

      Coming Back

    • 3
      2013-09-30

      Last Time in New York

    • 4
      2013-10-07

      The Broken Code

    • 5
      2013-10-14

      The Poker Game

    • 6
      2013-10-21

      Knight Vision

    • 7
      2013-10-28

      No Questions Asked

    • 8
      2013-11-04

      The Lighthouse

    • 9
      2013-11-11

      Platonish

    • 10
      2013-11-18

      Mom and Dad

    • 11
      2013-11-25

      Bedtime Stories

    • 12
      2013-12-02

      The Rehearsal Dinner

    • 13
      2013-12-16

      Bass Player Wanted

    • 14
      2014-01-13

      Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra

    • 15
      2014-01-20

      Unpause

    • 16
      2014-01-27

      How Your Mother Met Me

    • 17
      2014-02-03

      Sunrise

    • 18
      2014-02-24

      Rally

    • 19
      2014-03-03

      Vesuvius

    • 20
      2014-03-10

      Daisy

    • 21
      2014-03-17

      Gary Blauman

    • 22
      2014-03-24

      The End of the Aisle

    • 23
      2014-03-31

      Last Forever (1)

    • 24
      2014-03-31

      Last Forever (2)